So, I decided to join the ranks of those so self-absorbed they believe their random crap is worthy of publishing a “blog”. I will be upfront about my hypocrisy here – generally, I think anyone who writes one of these pretty much suck. How narcissistic can you be to think your idiotic blitherings are actually interesting? Save that for people who are minimally obligated to feign interest – your blood relatives.
With that said, I’m putting aside my principles for a few reasons. First, I’ve been told I’m funny by random strangers, so I guess that gives me at least a minimal basis to share the crap in my head with the world. Second, I’m not self-confident enough to say things I think out loud. I’m one of these people with a great comeback ten minutes after the argument is over. Think George Costanza with hair. Finally, this is cheaper than professional help. Rather than finding a shrink, I’m going to dump the contents of my head here.
Anyway, enough ramblings about the fact I’m a head case. Read on at your own risk.
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